The Nip.

Unfortunately for you humans catnip is illegal. Or so I hear. Apparently there is some law that says you cannot lick weed or roll around in it and yowl. That is too bad. My Friend, who is pretty hip to the nip, lets me and the Other Cat have a snoot full about once a day. She has also provided us with paraphernalia with which we can use our daily dose. The nip is really good for chilling oneself out. Being a cat, I am pretty chill. But you know sometimes, you want to take it to a different plane....man. And I am not talking United Airlines....man... You know what kind of plane I mean...man

Sorry, I channeled Tommy Chong there for a minute. Sometimes he jams my frequency, but that is what is so cool about frequency....its like free....

The alien buffoon has tried to partake, but really he is just not sophisticated enough to understand a) what the hell he is doing. He just sits on our drug mat (a mat on which the nip is scattered for our enjoyment) and b) he doesn't even partake in the nip, it just hangs off of his fur. What a waste!

Well, I sincerely hope that your nip laws change in the near future.

Chillin' in the AZ.....Story