Another alien visitor

Listen. I know the dog is not an alien buffoon. But, he certainly acts like one. For instance, this evening he is sitting on his rump and starts scooting around like child's pull toy. No one does that! Not even my Friend! And she walks on....get this...only two legs!

So I am writing today (I know its been a while) to tell you about the other alien buffoon that landed in my palatial digs last week. Similar in physique to the resident alien buffoon, but more slender. I have been trying to let on that the resident alien bufffoon (RAB for this post) needs to shed a few pounds. But he ignores me.

So my friend had this older person come stay with her for a week and she brought this gray small dog, as I said not too unlike the RAB. This one was pretty quiet and stayed next to the older person most of the time. But get this, it would USE THE BATHROOM IN THE HOUSE AND ON THE CARPET when the older person was gone! We (myself, the Other Cat, and the RAB) were completely flummoxed! The nerve! Not one of us would ever DARE do such a thing. Come to find out that this other dog is a bit crrraazzy. Clearly.

During this past year or so of dealing with the RAB, the Other Cat has mustered up the courage to hang out around the RAB and this other... revolting... creature. I am proud of her. I just slept through his visit. Now he is gone. The house is back to normal, somewhat.

It is hot here in the new house. My Friend has noisy fans running all day which disturb my beauty sleep. My Friend is gone too often. She needs to be around so that I can lay upon her.

Ah well, such is life. More to report soon.

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